PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY ONLINE

RNI No. 72289/99 Registered No. DL(S)-17/3138/2006-2008 dt.31.12.2005   

JANUARY 2009

   Home             About us           Ten Years Celebration         Subscribe            Archives             Contact us
   
 

NEWS & EVENTS

    Delhi & NCR
    National
    World
 

FEATURES

    Editorial
    Be Aware
    Science Track
    From the Pulpit
    In The Spotlight
    Young Adults
    Blossoming Buds
    The Suffering Body of Christ
    Letters to the Editor
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
 The private church (?)
 -
By Dr. C. S. Blesson
 

Few years back I met one of my professors on the road. He remembered me very well and stopped his vehicle and cared to say a ‘hi’ to me, getting down from his vehicle. I gracefully acknowledged his loving gesture and asked him where he was going. He informed me that he was coming back from a church and described how wonderful the meeting there was and so on. I asked him which church was it. He thought for a while and told me “…you might not know much about this Church, it is a PRIVATE church”!

Later, I was in another city and was talking to a student who is a very lively character. As we were talking I asked her what her parents were doing. She told me that her father was a pastor in another city. She told me about their ministry and how their whole family is behind the effort of her father and so on. In response to a question from me she said “My father first founded a Church and then got my first sister married to a pastor and gave that church to her, and then he did same to my second sister also, now he recently started third church”. I laughingly said… “I understand now it’s your turn”!

This time, I was in yet another city and was talking to a pastor who was worried very much about the future of his children just like any other father. He sent his son and daughter-in-law to Bible College and was eagerly waiting for their return. I said “Life is tough isn’t it; they will have to come back and start their ministry”. “Where are they planning to start their ministry?” I asked. Hey brother… he said “I have a plan for them! They will start an English service in my church here…lots of software guys are around the city and they are from different states…we will get a lot of offering!” I should confess that my heart skipped a beat, but I said a bye quietly and came back.

I was final year bachelor’s student then. One of my friends I and were actively involved in all sorts of Christian ministry. We were also working closely with several organizations that were doing ministry among the youth. One day after a program the ‘big boss’ of an organization came to meet the two of us (My friend is an excellent orator, singer and musician, I was doing all the talking, joking and was the MC). He told me… “Boy, you are smart, you speak in several languages nicely, and you have a presentable look on the stage… Why don’t you join our organization? We will MAKE YOU BIG PEOPLE IN THE CHRISTIAN STAGE”.

I was attending a Sunday service in a church and they had a guest speaker whom I shall leave unnamed. He is supposed to be a ‘big chap’ in his field (We talk like that only in scientific circles about scientists). He had radio and TV programs and so on. At the time of the message the host pastor handed over the pulpit to the speaker… everyone clapped and welcomed him. The guest speaker would not get up from his seat! Suddenly another guy came rushing towards the pulpit, sweating and nervous and took the stage. He apparently is the one who is supposed to introduce the ‘big chap’! And so he started and reciting the CV! I was sitting in a corner and scratching my head and thinking, if taken by what is being said his CV is better than the Son of God himself. It went on for around twenty minutes and then message by the ‘big chap’ was over in fifteen minutes just like his radio program! Amen!
 


"Where are they planning to start their ministry?” I asked. He said “I have a plan for them! They will start an English service in my church here…lots of software guys are around the city and they are from different states…
we will get a lot of offering!”
 

If you are reading this, you might be wondering what in the earth am I trying to tell? Five seemingly unrelated incidences! I am writing this with a heavy heart because I know exactly how they are related and where it is pointing to. It is really painful. The ministry that God had entrusted us to carry on is not a silly joke and these people have made it to look like one. Someone had to pour out His Blood to put the foundations of this. Many had to pay with their lives to hold the torch high and before passing it on to us. These small (?) incidents disturbed me and sometimes gave me sleepless nights!

Think about the depth of the meaning of ‘Private’ church. These vocabularies have never been associated with the Church. When was Church privatized? Even before anyone would realize this, many congregations are being run like a family owned private business. I think that in future we might have churches named like this “Say…Hallelujah Church public Limited”, CEO Rev. Dr. XYZ. (There are several so called ‘Christian universities’ now-a-days with a computer, printer and lots of colorful gowns ready to give honorary doctorates to anyone who would pay a fee. The doctorates are door delivered… ops sorry… church delivered. Needless to say any one who bought application form from a theological college is calling himself ‘Reverend’ now-a-days).

Church bulletin may read something like this “In order to raise enough funds now we are selling stocks in the BSE Mumbai.  We also have special stock options for adults, families, oldies, youth and kids. If you are member, you are eligible to get a new offer….buy one and get one free. Our stocks are running well and are making more profits; even if it flops here, you will get them back as heavenly treasures with compound interest when you reach there. Now, we are considering foreign direct investment (FDI) to our church through our mission secretary. We desperately need FDI in our infrastructure sector. We need to build schools, university, hospital, hotel, orphanages, old age homes, gym, studio, convention centre, anointing oil company and more importantly bicycles for our missionaries and knitting needles for their wives”.  Don’t be surprised if you find something like this soon.

So, now churches are family properties and will be given to daughters as a gift (dowry…in Indian terms). They can be split between services as gifts for sons who are anointed as future CEOs. They sincerely know that it will not run very well because after all it is their kids you see... To make it run you need some charismatic young individuals as assistants…so advertise for people. You may read in the Classified as follows “Wanted charming young people to work as ministers in a million dollar institution. You should have sharp features, should be charismatic, know how to act, sing, and play music, shout and dance. You should be fashionable, trendy and adorable. If you have a good pedigree, it is an added advantage. Experience in facing a camera and being photogenic is a plus. Salary is not a problem at all, stock options available. Walk in for an interview and audition”.

It appears to me that we have decorated and honored the periphery and forgot our core values. Churches need smart and highly talented people to run the ‘show’ now-a-days. ‘Big Guys’ in the field can make anybody BIG! We don’t seem to want God anymore but there are several ‘godfathers’ waiting around to make people BIG. No one seems to care about anyone who is holy, prayerful, humble, righteous or meek. These wolves under the sheep’s skin build an empire brick by brick for their own family using all the latest managerial techniques. They are busy building a personality cult around themselves and making themselves the centre in all that is done making the most of every opportunity.
What a comedy! Or is it… a tragedy! I hope that by now all the five incidents above make sense. The motto of the poor believers in these ‘private churches’ appears to be like this… we jump and dance, rumble and rattle and call it a REVIVAL. Every Sunday we sing and shout, read and listen and put up a show and call it a SERVICE. On every occasion we rock and roll, clap and scream and call it WORSHIP! I think we have forgotten what are we doing, why we are doing and where we are going! Believers are blinded by these bold barons and are made to bend and break. Believers wake up! Is this what God wanted you to do in Church?

After all, Church has been privatized, with powerful personalities called pastors passing the baton to their progeny using pure propaganda to persuade people and preying on them in the name of praying for them.

Oh Come on, Jesus is weeping!


This page is updated on January 9, 2009


 

 


PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY
10 YEARS CELEBRATION

 

 


Praise The Almighty
wishes all the readers a
Blessed New Year
 

 

     
 

 

May Joy, Peace, Prosperity and Happiness be yours during the
New Year 2009

 

 


Make this your Home Page
© Copyright - Praise The Almighty 2009
Site last updated on: January 9, 2009. Powered by PalmCedar